Here’s the advice I got today on what to do when meeting new people:
1) Learn a joke, and tell it well.
– What did one Jello say to another Jello? H-E-L-L-O! (I made this up when I was 5. I like it.)
2) Juggle.
-Here’s how I juggle: I drop things.
3) I think there was another thing, but I forgot what it was.
In other news, I received a super fabulous letter from a friend (strange that they exist, right?), and have moved on to season 2 of “Revenge.”
Have a good night, everyone.
Since we are meeting for the first time, I’m required to tell a joke.
What did Teddie Bear say when he finished dinner?
I’m stuffed.
Did you watch football tonight?
No television. So, no. I only watch TV on my computer now. TECHNOLOGY WHAT.